Been There, Done These

From Jeff Foxworthy, apparently. Really, life is like this here. I’ve been/done/experienced most of these things at one point or another:

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in North Dakota.
 
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t even work there, you may live in North Dakota.
 
If you’ve worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in North Dakota.
 
If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in North Dakota. [What’s really interesting is when you turn out to be related — LAH]
 
If “vacation” means going anywhere south of Minot [my hometown, way north — LAH] for the weekend, you may live in North Dakota. [We used to go to Bismarck. Honest.]
 
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in North Dakota.
 
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in North Dakota.
 
If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ in the same day and back again, you may live in North Dakota.
 
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in North Dakota.
 
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in North Dakota.
 
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in North Dakota.
 
If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in North Dakota.
 
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in North Dakota.
 
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in North Dakota.
 
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in North Dakota.
 
If you find 10 degrees “a little chilly”, you may live in North Dakota. [10 above or 10 below? — LAH]

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  1. In some countries, especially those with small numbers of animals being milked, as well as harvesting the milk from an animal, the dairy may also process the milk into butter, cheese and yogurt, for example. This is a traditional method of producing specialist milk products, especially in Europe.^^

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